Paris and I ~ 'Just Another Bombtrack'

iPhone Photo Chronicles ~ Just Another Bombtrack ~

Just Another Bombtrack, originally uploaded by Paris Set Me Free.

All this noise about imminent terrorist attacks, particularly in the American media... let me allay your fears.

Here at the Eurostar terminal at Gare du Nord the instructions are quite clear: all knives, guns, knuckle dusters and tear gas canisters must be left with customs officers and may only be reclaimed upon your return to France, thereby eliminating the terrorist threat in one fell swoop.

Such has been the success of the system it is about to be introduced at all Paris stations to stamp out the risk of attacks for once and for all.

Although it does occur to me that they should probably add bombs to the poster, in case anyone forgets to hand them in through a simple oversight, or misunderstanding because they weren't on the list.

So keep up the good work, France, and happy commuting everyone.

(A Paris iPhone street photograph by Sab Will for the 'Paris and I' photo blog)

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