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"Fronklee, I wuz skepticalle, to say zee leest. 2 meeteurrz een 10 dezz? Is not possibeule! 'Ow rrong I was. Beforr I feel embarrass-ed wiz onlee srree 'undrred un twentee fohrr meeteurs, mais-beute nowe, wiz my 2 extrra meeteurrs I feel betteurr zan eveurr!"So follow E. Tower's example, and try our revolutionary technique today. Not only will it make your self-respect and confidence sky-rocket, but every time you sit next to your wife or girlfriend when she's watching TV she'll notice an incredible and immediate increase in the quality of her favourite American series like 'Sex in the City' and 'Desperate Housewives'. Now that'll impress the chicks. Guaranteed!
(Free Häagen-Dazs and Diët Cocke with all orders over one meter!)
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