Sunday, 13 February 2011

Paris and I ~ 'In The Face!'


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~ In The Face! ~


In The Face!, originally uploaded by Paris Set Me Free.


Some people complain that the colours in my photos are over the top, but I can't see what they're on about, personally.

I love powder-soft, dusky-musky, muted tones and will try to represent them faithfully if that's what nature or the city has served me up on any given day.

However, sometimes the city doesn't serve up wishy-washy, misty-wisty shades, but screaming, slap-in-the-face, cold-shower, blinding primary colours, and if that's the case, well, I'll go with that too!

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Saturday, 12 February 2011

Paris and I ~ 'Up, Up And Away'


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~ Up Up And Away ~


Up, Up and Away, originally uploaded by Paris Set Me Free.


We're living in historic times, did you realise that?

History's a funny thing, isn't it? Do you think people up against this wall facing a firing squad 140 years ago were saying to themselves:

"We'll be remembered one day, maybe in 140 years time, for example, by a bunch of gently socialist poster-stickers and accompanying photographers thinking of us as, oh my goodness, here come the first bullets, wow!, that one was close, and... ohh...! That... one... wasn't..."

Dreams come and go, and we have a tendency to live our lives through others' glories or failures. It's difficult to see now what will be remembered later. The Beatles will, I suppose. Sarkozy? Probably not much (a kind of wannabe Napoleon for modern times?). Johnny Halliday? Only by the French. Obama? Yes, symbolically, for sure, for a handful of centuries. Saddam Hussein and Al Quaida? Yes, and that one might only be beginning. The Parisian artist who drew the five portraits of female prols here who tried to change their little corner of the world for the better as they saw it? For a while in some compendium somewhere, no doubt. The ladies themselves? So far so good. The photographer who took this picture? Perhaps by Angie and Léo for a while...

I was wandering through the Catacombes yesterday, the way you do when you're out and down in Paris, and once you've got through the endless (well, not literally, obviously) twisting tunnels of not very much at all, you finally arrive at the galleries full of bones and skulls and expired tourists and stuff.

One of the most interesting features of the place is the doom-laden inscriptions placed along the walls guaranteed to bring you down if you weren't feeling utterly hopeless already, along the lines of: "Quocumque te vertas mors in insidiis est." Pretty chilling, huh?

What? OH, I'm sorry, I didn't realise your Latin was that rusty. The original French version would be "Dequelque coté que tu tournes la mort est aux aguets", otherwise known as "Whichever way you turn, death'll be waiting for you". Another cup of tea, dear?

But despite that there's one which I really like, although I'm not sure if it's supposed to be upbeat or not. I'll spare you the vernacular: "Croyez que chaque jour est pour vous le dernier" (Think that every day will be your last) ~ Horace.

They knew a thing or two, those Latinos, didn't they? It's probably become today's 'Live each day like it's your last', which I reckon is pretty positive really, inciting you to get the best out of every moment.

My other favourite inscription from the Catacombes is definitely "Chemin conduisant a l'escalier" (Way leading to the stairs), which I find quite sublime, and could only possibly be improved with the replacement of 'escalier' by 'ascenseur' (lift/elevator), but beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.

So anyway, after all this rambling down memory lanes of one sort or another I'm feeling quite refreshed and ready to get on with another epoch-defining day in the life of this little speck of humanity, memorable or not. White with two sugars please.

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Friday, 11 February 2011

Paris and I ~ 'Dream Steeler'

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~ Dream Steeler ~


Dream Steeler, originally uploaded by Paris Set Me Free.


This image, from a sleepy Paris side street in the 14th, evokes two or three subcultures in my mind, each vying for the upper hand.

In contemplating the name of this store, Rêves d'Acier' (Dreams of Steel), images of one of my favourite metal bands from yesteryear, Judas Priest, surge forth along with some of the great album and song titles they were so fond of, like 'British Steel', 'Metal Gods' and 'Steeler'. Saxon's 'Wheels of Steel' came a poor second in my book, but I digress...

Then there are the 'boys who never wanted to grow up', who wish their last game of cowboys and Indians had never ended and who amuse themselves by dressing up as Lancelot or Robin Hood and staging mock battles in full fighting regalia (and green tights).

And finally there are the computer bods who get deeply involved in 'Dungeon & Dragon'-type games (at least they used to be called that) with elaborate rules and complicated strategies and sometimes get so attached to their character that if they are killed their whole world collapses.

I readily admit to having been heavily into the metal side of things, and am a little sad I never had the time to get into some of the amazing computer and board games there are out there.

As for the dressing up bunch, fun as it no doubt must be, I think I will, with a certain regret, leave that to the boys.

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Thursday, 10 February 2011

Paris and I ~ 'Funny Bones & Other Humours'

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~ Funny Bones & Other Humours ~

Funny Bones & Other Humours
 

One of the funniest things about the human race must be the extraordinary lengths they go to to invent more and more effective ways of annihilating each other, having come to some form of agreement beforehand as to which members of their own species should, in fact, be annihilated of course, only to dump them in special dead people places and go and get all bleary-eyed about the whole affair.

The folly of it all is sometimes hard to comprehend. 'Go figure' as one of my favourite American expressions says. Until we remember that there's actually nothing to comprehend. Life's funny, that's all. So get on with it. Makes me think of those atheist 'ads' on the sides of buses in Britain last year, did you hear about them, proclaiming loudly that 'There probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.'

Even that's hilarious. Imagine spending thousand of pounds on ads telling people not to believe in something. It sounds ridiculous, doesn't it, until we recall that endless millions are spent in convincing people to believe in whatever it is they consider worth spending endless millions on. Can you imagine ants doing that? Someone clever will no doubt tell me that actually they do. Pre-emptive strike.

Down in the Paris Catacombs, there's plenty of visual food for thought; six million Parisians, doubtless dead from countless causes, brought together by chance to spend a few short years in this crazy space. Countless thousands of not-yet-dead (pay to) contemplate their forebears and future bedrockfellows with greater or lesser degrees of reluctant reverence. That's funny too. Funny ha-ha and funny peculiar, just like life.

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Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Paris and I ~ 'Things Are Looking Down'

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~ Carriage Short of a Full Train ~


Things Are Looking Down, originally uploaded by Paris Set Me Free.


The Doors sang 'People Are Strange', and that's true, but sometimes I think Paris Is Stranger. If you let it be.

It's all a question of opening your mind, and seeing past the cruel tourist clichés like the Eiffel Tower and Sacré Coeur, which dazzle us, sure, but also snow-blind us to all the more modest delights around any street corner.

One of my principles when I'm walking around is to look up a lot because, as experience has taught me, you never know what might be looking down...

People probably take me for a nutter as I wander around craning my neck, or as someone from a jokey TV programme who gets about 50 other people looking up too and then walks off.

I'll put some recent 'looking up' shots here tomorrow, but right now I'm looking down at my bed with longing! If you see a handful of 'up-in-the-air' pictures below as you read this you'll know it's tomorrow; and if there's nothing there yet... Sweet Dreams R Me!

[And here they are! Lamp posts turned out to be a recurring theme... click for big ones, if you see what I mean]
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Special One-Off Paris and I Featurette: Things Are Looking Up!





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Tuesday, 8 February 2011

Paris and I ~ 'Carriage Short of a Full Train'

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~ Carriage Short of a Full Train ~



Some people think that 'Trains courts' means "Short trains", or even "Trenes cortos", but that's only half the story.

What 'Trains courts' it really means is "Trains, run!", which is what you have to do like hell when you discover that there are only four carriages and not the usual eight, and that you're standing right at the very wrong end of a laughably long platform.

Optimal route planning on the Paris public transport system should really be one of the famous French fine arts, up there with the thesps and the Rodins and the Cordon Bleus of this world.

An annual contest should be held, where competing teams (for charity, of course) have to visit a certain number of railway stations and return to the starting point in the shortest possible time. The only rules are no 'Train, cours !' (no running, on honour) and you need to have photographic proof of your entire team's presence at each point, on a single memory card.

Conjures up images of Jules Verne, doesn't it? Team members would have to agree on the optimal route, navigate skilfully around the tortuous corridors and stairways of the likes of Les Halles and Saint Lazare, and of course suffer setbacks like cancelled trains, tantrums and cockups. And each team should sport official team colours or silly outfit, if course. Heck, it sounds so much fun, I think I'll organise it myself!

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Monday, 7 February 2011

Paris and I ~ 'Less Rabbit Than Sainsbury's'

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~ Less Rabbit Than Sainbury's ~



Hello. Latest Nutter Watch Report coming to you here from Paris. Line of eastern-looking men dressed in yellow and orange hold a representation of a large worm with a fierce head, also yellow and orange, up in the air with sticks.

Further flocks of people line the streets looking more at the worm than its supporters, although they seem to be supporting the event too, to some extent.

Some run alongside the worm as it is carried along the Boulevard de Belleville, as though they are expecting something to happen. Unless I missed it, nothing out of the ordinary happened. Apart from the worm itself, of course.

These eastern men are happy, because it is their New Year, which this time, for them, is intimately linked to bunnies. Yes, rabbits. So they screwed up royally on the worm front then.

Couldn't they have borrowed a giant Bugs Bunny or something from Disney, or was that Warner Brothers? Well what about the Mad March Hare or Rabbit and his Friends and Relations? Didn't Winnie The Pooh and Alice get Mickimised a while back?

Oh well, I'll probably never get to the bottom of the Mystery of the Worm and the Missing New Year Rabb... HEY! Wait a carrot nibblin' minute! Look closely at the wily creature's body, for crying out loud - the answer's staring us right in the neck... oh Woe of Woes... the Wicked Worm has GOBBLED UP the Bonnie New Year Bunny!

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